Thursday, October 24, 2013
Our weekly Pat quote
Damn, she's hilarious. Calls a spade a spade. Tells it like it is. Says what I'm thinking...and gets away with it without pissin' everyone off.
I'm not sure how I survived work before she came....oh, wait! Yeah, I thought I was crazy. Now I know it's not me....
So, I'm telling Pat this story of me trying to drop off my daughter's birth certificate off to her at the college dorm the other night. Drove an hour each way to get it to her and she was in a meeting, so I thought I could drop it off at her dorm. The idiots running the front desk are just being jerks...won't allow me to leave an envelope for my own daughter....
It comes down to this....
Me: "May I please speak to an adult?"
Idiot: "I am 21...I AM ADULT!"
Me: "No...I'd like a grown-up person to talk to...."
Pat's take: "I'd like to speak to someone who's been an adult for longer than 2 hours...."