Thursday, February 9, 2012
I am an Idiot
I just hate that game.
My problem is that I play it like I play Scrabble. I make words with the letters given to me and I play them. This version lets you plop letters in all sorts of weird places and then you click on the button and it tells you if it is a word or not. It's kinda like the Russian Roulette of word games--and you don't have to know all these words to play them.
So, when I play, all my competitors come up with snazzy words that I never heard of and they get like giant scores while I'm busy building 3-letter words that even hamsters know and I have like no score at all. I stink at the game and I get my hiney kicked every single time I play.
Maybe the word is getting around that I stink at WWF and everyone who wants to feel really, really smart, or really, really good about themselves can play me and win. Which makes them feel good and makes me feel really stupid.....and really crabby. So, I hate the game and I don't want to play it anymore.
Please, if you are on Facebook, do not ask me to play Words with Friends. It depresses me. I'm not smart to begin with, but this game just proves it to the entire world........and to me.
Unless you want to play it like Scrabble--then I will play ya. I've got my dog-eared copy of a dictionary right here to check your words. And I'll make you tell me the definition--because I don't know a lot of big words apparently.