Sunday, March 27, 2011

.....Dead

Joe takes the train from a neighboring town, so when he's at the train station, he grabs their local newspaper to see what's going on there. It's got your typical local news, ads, obituaries, and such, but this issue was jam-packed with political campaign information and interviews with various candidates.

Two pages of the paper featured columns of candidates--name at the top, photo, then a brief description of what they were running for and their platform. One such candidate stood out to Joe: (click to enlarge)

With all due respect to Joanne, somebody at the editor's desk was a-snoozin' and gave me a giggle.

15 comments:

A.Marie said...

Seriously? I agree...someone was definitely a-snoozin'! :)

Grace said...

Interesting obit, eh. She will probably win in the election - sometimes the deceased candidates are the best.

Shieldmaiden96 said...

For some reason, the first sentence of your post put the Sheena Easton song 'Morning Train' in my head. And I figured, why should I be the only one to suffer? You're welcome.

Anyhoodle, this gives me a giggle too. I live in such a small town that when I moved here someone warned me about write-in votes; he said he ended up being a supervisor of some stripe because his neighbors wrote him in as a half-joke.

Catherine said...

Oh my stars ~ can you imagine? Couldn't they put the announcement about the voting into a separate news story? Was someone trying to save on space in the local paper???

Oh man....
xo Catherine

Pricilla said...

Small town papers are always good for a laugh before they wrap fish or line bird cages

Daisy said...

Poor Joanne! I hope she still gets a few votes.

Ann said...

I think they should have also noted that Joann will not be keeping any of her campaign promises. The voters do have a right to know that :)

blueviolet said...

Somebody's gonna get fired!

lifeshighway said...

oooh, so funny but it will be awkward at the news desk on Monday.

BeadedTail said...

Someone certainly messed that one up. Kinda funny though.

Lin said...

A. Marie--Isn't that awful??! I have to admit to giggling though. ;)

Grace--Hahaha! No kidding, Grace!!

Shieldmaiden--Thank you for the song, pally. I just want you to know I was singing that damn song ALL day. Ugh.

Catherine--The first sentence kills me. It looks like they had the column all ready to go.....and then she died. Yikes.

Pricilla--It's not really that small because one suburb of Chicago just blends into the next. Either way, that paper reads small town---especially now!

Daisy--Hahaha! It's Chicago, Daisy--Folks vote for ALL kinds of people. Even dead ones!

Ann--Hahaha! But I'll bet she gets elected anyway!

Violet--Somehow I doubt it. Poor Joanne's family!

Highway--I was mortified and then cracked up! I can't believe nobody caught that first sentence. "My name is Joanne, I am....dead."

Beaded Tail--I thought so. It's one of those "should I laugh" kinda things.

Sharkbytes said...

They already had the print set and couldn't change it?... I thought we were past the days when text was difficult to change. I bet a lot of people never even read the pertinent part!

Jean said...

You should send this to the Tonight Show....if the photo,name,town was cut out maybe Jay Leno would use it.

Lin said...

Sharky--Isn't that bad??! Somebody didn't bother to check. Yikes.

Jean--I'm thinking Jay may be coming to the Duck and Wheel for his material now. ;)

The Crazy Suburban Mom said...

What the....