Joe takes the train from a neighboring town, so when he's at the train station, he grabs their local newspaper to see what's going on there. It's got your typical local news, ads, obituaries, and such, but this issue was jam-packed with political campaign information and interviews with various candidates.
Two pages of the paper featured columns of candidates--name at the top, photo, then a brief description of what they were running for and their platform. One such candidate stood out to Joe: (click to enlarge)
With all due respect to Joanne, somebody at the editor's desk was a-snoozin' and gave me a giggle.