Clear the dance floor, put down your cocktails, kick off your uncomfortable dressy shoes, and get ready for the winners of Prom King and Prom Queen 2010 Duck and Wheel style!
Although the competition was stiff for the gals, Jodi earned her crown with that crazy straight/ruffled metallic mess of a dress she was wearing. Although her translucent skin, giant funeral bouquet, and creepy date helped her score the tiara, Kimberly totally claims Runner Up--should Jodi pass out in the ladies room or something. Casey and I stand there, open mouthed, unbelieving that we didn't win that damn crown.
Joe with the Cinnamon Roll Hair is her man for the evening--wiping out the competition for Prom King against tough competition from Nino, "The Minister". Secretly, I think that velour-looking brown tux was the clincher--I mean, who doesn't want that as their date?? (Uh....ME.)
Imagine now that the lights dim, the newly crowned couple takes the dance floor, and the rest of the prom goers all gather round to watch the King and Queen dance to some lame Prom song like "Love Will Keep Us Together" by the Captain and Tenille. Ahhhh, sweet, eh?
Kinda glad you stayed home, I bet.