I read the obituary page in the Sunday paper. I know, I'm a little young for that, but I find the most interesting stuff there. Look who died this week:
Scrappy. Yep, R.I.P., Scrappy.
And can I just note that this isn't some small town newspaper that this obituary is in? Nope. This is the Chicago Tribune! This is right in there with the notables and the high-falutin human folk.
Scrappy must have been some dog.