
There are few people in this world that laugh at the same things I do. Okay, it takes very little to entertain me or make me laugh, I get that. Even Joe doesn't think I'm funny half the time, and the kids.....well, you
know they don't think I'm funny at all. The only place I really get back-up is at work--my cube mate, Irene thinks I'm funny. Well, at least she pretends to. I like that about her.
Irene and I typically spend the day tossing a few cracks back and forth over the 6 foot cubicle wall. We laugh about weird Jesus emails that look like he's loving some dame (I mean
really loving her like the cover of some Harlequin Romance novel), conspire to lock Samantha in the back room when she goes in there for supplies, and then proceed to institute things like Purple Tuesday and Chuck Taylor Fridays. Irene is always up for fun and I need this much encouragement to stir it up.
The room that we are in is sort of in the back and there are only 3 cubes currently occupied out of 5, so we are taking applications for residency. Okay, so there is also a strict interview process, but I don't think that is the reason nobody wants to sit with us. I think they don't get us, The Fun Group. Even Esra bailed on us for some swanky grand scale front office--"grand" only because it has an actual door and it lacks any obnoxious boo-hoo-ha-ha's during the day. Sigh. I think she secretly misses us and our wacky ways back in the cubes.
So, as in a typical day, Irene and I yucked it up a bit yesterday morning and then carried on with our very important jobs. Later in the day I reached into my purse for some lip gloss (must re-apply you know), I found them--two sample spray tubes of some hoity-toity perfume that I snagged from the Macy's cologne counter on the weekend.
"Hey, Irene!" I yell over the wall, "Guess what I've got?"
"Hmmm?" is the reply from Cube 2.
"I've got some snappy new cologne. You want one?" and I walk over by her.
"Sure!" she says and we two goofs start spraying our wrists with our new found excuse not to work.
"Mmmmmm. That's nice." she says, smelling her wrist.
"Mmmmm. I like that one." I say.
And then we stand there sniffing our wrists for a second or two.
"Uh, Irene? I think this is men's cologne" I'm sniffing more closely now.
"Yeah, I think you're right," she answers nonchalantly "but that's okay 'cuz I need a man in my life these days."
"Yeah, if you can't have one, you might as well smell like one." And we both lose it. "Are we not men, we are Devo" I say, but I think she's too young to get the reference. Either way, we think we are funny and continue laughing.
So, there we were standing there, sniffing our wrists over and over again, laughing and smelling like men when Eva walks in. Of course she asks what's so funny and suddenly realizes that we stink to high hell. She smells my wrist and comments on how nice it smells, but then quickly adds that it would be nicer on a man. She politely chuckles with us, shakes her head, and then high-tails it away from The Fun Group. Geesh, she didn't think we were funny I guess. And when I tell Joe and the family this story later, they don't think it's all that funny either.
I'm thinking those cubicles are gonna stay empty for awhile yet--if the humor doesn't turn off the applicants, the smell will. Sigh.