As we pulled in the parking lot for Em's flute lesson, it looked like there had been a blizzard. Cottonwood trees in the neighborhood had spread their white poufiness all over the area and it somehow congregated in this one parking lot. Billows of summer "snow" blew this way and that--building up into little mounds aside the concrete parking blocks. It seemed like yesterday that the winter snows were doing the same thing--except it was a tad bit warmer now.
The Cubs/White Sox game was on the radio and the sun was just warm enough to enjoy, so I let Em go in for her lesson on her own. I sat in the car, with the windows open, to sit for a half hour of peace. As I eased the seat back, I actually relaxed for a bit--a rare treat in these hectic summer days.
I sat there listening to the Sox throw the game away, while the little poufs of white swirled up and about my car. Every so often, I felt a cottonwood seed under my sunglasses and in my nose as I watched them floating this way and that. Glad that I was not one of the many who are allergic to this bad boy of problem trees, I actually smiled as they blew everywhere.
Soon, though, I started to notice that the car was filling with these poufs. And suddenly it wasn't so sweet to see them twirling and floating. I looked and the whole interior of my car was loaded--in less than a half hour.
It was too late to close the windows. It was too late to escape the invasion of white poufs. And it was too late to do anything but accept the fact that my car was now overcome by whiteness. Sigh.
Em came out from her lesson and was mortified by the condition of the car. She yelled and screamed and made a huge fuss about all the white on her seat. She tried sweeping it away with her hand, but that only made them stick a bit harder to the interior of my car. They weren't budging--screaming teen or no screaming teen.
The real fun began as I started to drive. Like the blowing masses of the parking lot, the interior of my car was now a swirling, twirling, whirlwind of whiteness. Em and I motored down the road like a mechanical snowglobe. The faster I drove, the more the snow blew. If I slowed down, they did too. The windows were open, the floor vent propped--but still, non of the plume ever left the vehicle. The cottonwood seeds danced and flew like there was no tomorrow--all in the interior of my car.
I drove like this for a few days, never taking the time or the energy to crank up the Oreck. Joe got in a few days later and was all "The hell??!" about my car, but I ignored him. Okay, so it drove him nuts to be driving a faux snowstorm everywhere--does he get the vacuum out? Nope. So, drive we did. For days. In a snowglobe. Like four summer snowmen in a fake winter scene.



21 comments:
Your words make the scene come to life. Were you singing, "Oh what fun it is . . . ?"
The visual of the four of you driving around in your snowglobe is just too much. You owe me another keyboard.
Too funny! You needed one of my gas masks. I bring that up because, of all the CRAZY things, I stumbled on an alum web page for my (very small) high school. The son of the man (named Dudley Wilson, I kid you not) who used to give us the gas masks is a frequent poster there and claims to have paranormal powers and be living in a post near-death state. Maybe he's in your neighborhood.
Too funny! A snow globe on wheels.
I would have closed my windows. Those things drive me made if even 1 touches my nose.
Heh heh. I think it would be fun to be in the middle of a snowglobe that wasn't cold!
We have cottonwoods here too. I remember my first experience with them I didn't know WHAT was going on. There are none in NJ - at least not in the neck of the woods from whence I came.
It is so funny what will set a teenager off, eh?
Funny. Reminds me of my "doghair" story.
I grew up east of the Front Range in Colorado and thus I have a soft spot in my heart for the cottonwood. Fortunately, we have a couple of them just a block away; and it is snowing!
I love how you made the most of it. You first saw the fun and beauty of it and then the annoyance of it. I think I would've been singing, "Let It Snow, Let it Snow, Let It Snow" at the top of my lungs.
Chuck--I just thought I might have to shovel....again. (Shudder)
Merry--We were a sight, I'm sure. And you'd think those silly things would fly out the window. NOPE.
Sharky--A gas mask would have helped--those darned things always end up in your nose for some reason!
Lola--Aren't they tickley??! I usually hate those things because they are all over my screens at home. I must have been delirious to let them fly about my car that day!
Pricilla--Cottonwood seeds are sort of like snow in that they are lovely to see floating around, but a real buggar to remove from your daily life. I have already dusted off my house screens twice now--UGH. As for Em--she freaks out over anything these days.
Vanilla--It's EVERYWHERE!! ARrrgghhh!!!
Chocolate--You know, I wasn't even really annoyed about it--it was Joe who was yelling that we needed to vacuum the car. And we did soon after--well, I did anyway. I'm with you on the song--I'll sing anything on the top of my lungs!
Nice visual, thanks for the smile Lin.
It sounds lovely, to be honest. Why vacuum away the symbol of your half hour of peace? I feel ya;)
This is all new to me. But I can imagine a snowglobe on wheels!!
That white stuff has been torturing me to death over here for a couple of weeks now. Grrr!
That's hilarious. A mechanical snow globe.
I'm with you. I wouldn't have vaccumed either. They will find their way out of the car, little by little and they will recollect inside your house, where you can vaccum them up.
Jude--Sometimes that's what it takes to get out of the blahs. I'm with you these days--just sort of going through the motions. I hope you are better today and the snow globe image made you smile.
Nancy--When the "snow" finally settled, my car was TRASHED! Who knew all that fluffiness could be so dreadful trampled on the mats of my car? It was ugly and I finally succumbed to vacuuming. :(
Veronica--Cottonwood trees are the bain of all allergy sufferers. It is a very messy tree that causes everyone to sneeze. It looks like it is snowing when the cottonwood seeds fly. You aren't missing much--it is really messy. I was just looking at the positive side of it I guess.
Storm--Yeah, first it was an extra long winter with lots of snow, now we have lots of faux snow! Arrrrghh!
DG--Oh no! I never thought of changing the bag on the vacuum!! Ugh! They might be released into the house!! :0
I can so picture this! The visual of a mechanical snowglobe is so funny! This happens to us when Sadie is in the back of our SUV and we open the windows for her - her hair ends up circulating all over the vehicle but never, ever out the windows!
Those cottonwood puffs are killin' me. They land in my mouth and my eyelashes and my food. Those trees are determined to carry on and I resent it. ;)
Beaded tail--So what's worse? Wet dog smell or dog fur blowing around the car??? But how can you be mad at her when she smiles all the time?? I couldn't.
Violet-- You need to embrace the cottonwood, Elizabeth. Yes, it is a hateful icky tree (and seeds), but God made it for a reason. What it is, I don't know, but he made it.
I've always wanted to live inside a snow globe and here you are doing just that! That stuff would have made my messy car look clean.
Let's hope this HEAT breaks soon!
True, Sadie's smile lets her get away with a lot! And wet dog smell is the worse!
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